Part of the Hubbyloo’s Funnies series:
“Hey, I just bought a cool pair of boyfriend’s jeans,” I shout from the walk-in-closet while I button them up.
“What does that mean?”
“Um… Jeans that belong to a boyfriend. But a gal wears them cause she’s hip. Look!”
He glances at me and kinda raises an eyebrow (hard to tell, cause his eyebrows are always reaching for the top of his head). “You must have a short gay boyfriend.”